Saw a dead body on the way to the casino. I think that's a good sign.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
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dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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