We named our party play list daddy issues
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
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I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
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Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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