i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
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shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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