Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
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drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
On a scale of 1 to hungover I’m definitely throwing up at the office today.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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