We got so high we made milksteak
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I don't deserve a penis
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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