Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
What ever happened to the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing. Like 'not pregnant until proven pregnant'. That's how it should be...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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