ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
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I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
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