i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
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Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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