No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
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It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
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Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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