You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
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I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
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I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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