Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
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I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
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He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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