I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
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I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
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He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
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