so let's talk penis.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
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If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
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Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
BRING THE BAGELS
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize