it hurts more in the daytime
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
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When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
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Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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