Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
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I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
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its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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