it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
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The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Bought a gym bag tonight. Used it to bring my Taco Bell in the house.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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