yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
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she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
i know i said i'd always be there for you, but i'm beginning to think that what you call "being there for me" the american judicial system calls reckless endangerment.
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What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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