Your tits are I can't wait for
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
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