Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
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That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I don't get it. If he broke into Taco Bell at 2 am, then why couldn't he have brought me home a fucking taco???
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
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