i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
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I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
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Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
This Halloween will be different. I'm just here to get shitfaced, not troll around looking for slutty nun pussy.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
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