I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I should have taken pre-gaming this lunch date more seriously.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
I'm sorry I drunk dialed you before realizing that you were already in bed with me.
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Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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