well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
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Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
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Hello my rib-scented angel!
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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