I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
he puts the penis in happiness.
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
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Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
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good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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