So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
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I think your dad took our porno
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
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I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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