Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
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Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I fill condoms, not promises.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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