Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
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Apparently my type is "guy whose parents had unprotected sex on Halloween". Last week was my ex's, my FWB's, and the guy I'm seeing's birthdays.
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
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It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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