Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
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Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
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In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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