i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
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if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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