Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
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Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
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apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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