Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
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i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
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I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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