Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
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all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
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Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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