the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
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Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
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Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
Will exercising make me less horny?
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