i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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