Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
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THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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