North Korea, Best Korea!
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
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I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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