just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
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my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
It was like the Alcoholic Olympics...double fisting fifths with eight 40s in my backpack...running from the cops in stilettos. I will have bitchin' hamstrings come Monday.
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well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
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