I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
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Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
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I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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