I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
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i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
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And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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