i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
I just googled if crying burns calories
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Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
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Is Oprah even human
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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