I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
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It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
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