Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
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we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
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He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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