that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
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Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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