best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
You need to be on (or possibly create) the international emoji committee to address all of these glaring oversights
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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