worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
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my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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