Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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