Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
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Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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