i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
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In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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