whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
You can't motorboat a personality
Nyc is like a mosaic of my failed dates.
did that guy on the oscars really just tell me to text a dolphin?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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