Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
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My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
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What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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