Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
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If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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