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She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I just opened up the mens room door to a dude pissing in the urinal and pointing at himself in the mirror
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
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I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Just thought of the perfect gift for mom.... how about not telling her about my fourth open intoxicant ticket I got last night?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
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